Alternate State Motto's

Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity!
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona: But It's a *Dry* Heat.
Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing.
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet.
Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids.
Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism.
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum But Leave Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... Well OK, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Good.
Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S".
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free.
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn.
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States.
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names.
Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster.
Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It.
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Some Tax Brackets).
Michigan: First Line Of Defense Against Canada.
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes And 10,000,000,000 Mosquitoes.
Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State.
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work.
Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, & Very Little Else.
Nebraska: At Least The Cows Are Sane.
Nevada: Strippers, Lounge Lizards, and Poker!
New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone.
New Jersey: You Want A @#$%&! Motto? I Got Yer @#$%&! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets.
New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...
North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable.
North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan.
Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing.
Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner.
Pennsylvania: Acceleration Ramps - What's That? Civil Engineers - Who Needs Them!
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island.
South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender.
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota.
Tennessee: The Educashun State.
Texas: Si, Hablo Ingles.
Utah: Our Snow Is Better Than Your Snow.
Vermont: Yep.
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!
Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese.
Wyoming: The nation's best beef cattle. Watch where you step.