Something to ponder!


Mind Boggling Thoughts

1. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train 
station is where a train stops. At my desk, 
I have a work station...

2. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would 
they call themselves Fed Up?

3. If quitters never win, and winners never 
quit, what fool came up with, "quit while 
you're ahead?"

4. Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

5. What hair color do they put on the driver's 
licenses of bald men?

6. Shouldn't women put pictures of missing 
husbands on beer cans?

7. I was thinking about how mothers feed 
their babies with tiny spoons and forks, 
so I wonder what Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?

8. I was thinking about how people seem to 
read the bible a whole lot more as they get 
older, then it came to me: they are cramming for
finals.

9. How much deeper would the oceans be if 
sponges didn't live there?

10. If it is true that we are here to help 
others, what are the others here for?

11. Are clones two people?

12. If a man says something in the woods 
and no woman is around , is he still wrong?

13. Ever wonder what the speed of lighting 
would be if it didn't zig zag?

14. If a person with multiple personalities 
threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage 
situation?

15. If a cow laughs, does milk come out of 
her nose?

16. I went for a walk the other day. My 
brother  asked how long I would be. I said, 
"the whole time."

17. What's the speed of dark?

18. I just put skylights in my place. The 
people who live above me are furious.

19. Why do they sterilize lethal injections?

20. Isn't Disney world a people trap operated 
by a mouse?

21. Since light travels faster than sound, 
isn't that why some people appear bright until 
you hear them?

22. Why is abbreviated such a long word?

23. If olive oil comes from olives, what 
does baby oil come from?