If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it 
considered a hostage situation?
 
Is there another word for synonym?
 
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
 
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
 
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
 
Why do they report power outages on T. V.?
 
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered
plant?
 
What's another word for thesaurus?
 
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
 
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
 
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean
them?
 
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
 
If a funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights
off?
 
If a stealth bomber crashes in the forest, will it make a sound?
 
If a turtle doesn't have a shell is he homeless or naked?
 
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
 
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?
 
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
 
When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
 
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?