A lady goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the Tattoo Artist that 
she wants a tattoo of Mike Tyson on the inside of her left thigh, 
and one of Evander Holyfield on the inside of her right thigh.

He works away for hours, and upon completion the lady 
complains that neither of the tattoos look like Tyson or Holyfield.

The Tattoo Artist says " OK then, go out on the street and show 
the tattoos to someone on the street.  If they agree with you that 
they do not look like Holyfield and Tyson, I won't charge you.  
If they disagree with you, then come back and pay me."

She agrees and goes out onto the street.

The first man she meets on the street she stops, pulls down her 
pants and says "Do these tattoos look like Holyfield and Tyson"?

The man looks at them and says "No, but the one in the middle 
looks just like Don King!"