HORSES & PORSCHES
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One day a horse and a rabbit were grazing in 
a farmer's pasture. The horse, not paying 
attention, fell into a large mud pit. The horse, 
crying for help, said to the rabbit, "rabbit, 
go get the farmer to help me outta this mud pit." 

The rabbit, with all of his rabbit like 
speed, ran to the farmers house. But alas...
the farmer was not home. Thinking as rabbits do, 
he jumped into the farmer's Porsche and sped 
down toward the stuck horse.

The rabbit told the horse, "horse don't worry, 
I will save you." As the rabbit said this, he 
tied a rope around the bumper of the Porsche 
and threw the other end to the horse. The 
horse grabbed on, the rabbit stepped on the 
gas, and the horse was freed.

The next day, the horse and rabbit were again 
frolicking in the farmer's pasture. Only this 
time the rabbit fell into the mud pit and 
found himself stuck. "Horse, please, please go 
get the farmer to help me outta this pit." 

The horse said to the rabbit, "No, I will get you 
out myself." As the horse said this, he gingerly 
straddled the sides of the mud pit and walked 
until he was directly above the rabbit.

"Rabbit," he said "Grab on to my penis and I 
will pull you out." The rabbit, not wanting to 
die, grabbed on to the horse's member and was 
pulled to safety!


The moral to this story is..."If you're hung 
like a horse, you don't need a Porsche."