A dwarf buys an apartment in an expensive high rise 
complex. After receiving the keys, he proceeds to 
the elevator and goes to press his  floor number - 20. 

Unfortunately the dwarf can't  reach. He's stressing 
out, wondering what to do when a 7' 6" tall black 
basketball dude strolls into the lift. The dwarf asks 
him to press level 20 and the basketballer obliges. 

As they travel up, the dwarf notices this huge bulge 
in the basketballers shorts staring him straight in 
the face. He looks up past it and asks the basketballer 
quite bluntly,  "Excuse me buddy, but I was wondering, 
How  big's your dick??" 

The basketballer replies, "Well, it's funny you should 
ask me that, but I can tell you that it's about a foot 
long and half as wide, and that's just when it's on the 
droop." 

"Wow" says the dwarf. 

They proceed a little further before the dwarf asks "So 
what's your name buddy?" The basketballer replies " Turner 
Brown " at which point the dwarf goes pale and collapses 
on the floor of the elevator. 

Turner freaks out and stops the elevator, runs to the 
nearest drink machine, grabs a glass of water and splashes 
it on the dwarf's face. The dwarf jumps up, startled, 
shaking his head and trying to get his bearings.

"What happened" asked Turner. 

The dwarf responds anxiously, "What the hell did you say 
your name was?" 

"Turner Brown"

To which the dwarf breathes a sigh of relief. "Oh shit mate, 
I thought you said Turn Around!"