James knew his 15-year-old brother Danny was a virgin 
and he decided to get his hot girlfriend Amber to deflower 
the youngster gently. James took his brother and girlfriend 
to a nearby hotel and got two rooms. 

He told Danny "look kid, I know you're nervous, but I'll 
be in the room next door, so if you have any questions, 
just call out and I'll help you."
 
So Amber took the anxious Danny into the hotel room and 
tried to get him to relax. 

"I tell you what, Danny," she said. "Why don't you take 
a nice hot shower to get relaxed and when you're done I'll 
have one too and then we can get started." Danny agreed 
and entered the bathroom to begin showering. 

But Danny took a long time and Amber soon, had to take a 
shit. She pounded on the locked door of the bathroom, but 
Danny couldn't hear her because of the running water. 
Finally, she could wait no longer. She had to take a dump 
in a shoebox in the closet and, after cleaning herself up 
with some tissue, she placed the shoebox near the bathroom 
door so she could dispose of it when Danny came out.
 
A few minutes later, Danny came out of the shower, looking 
a little less worried and Amber entered the bathroom to take 
her turn.
 
While Amber was showering, Danny decided to explore the 
room and soon found the shoebox full of shit.
 
He yelled "Goddamn, there's shit in here!"
 
Next door, his brother yelled back "turn her over!"