"This letter was started by a woman like yourself in hopes of bringing
relief to other tired and discontented women.  Unlike most chain
letters, this one does not cost anything.  Just send a copy of this
letter to five of your friends who are equally frustrated.  Then bundle
up your husband or boyfriend and send him to the woman whose name
appears at the top of the list.  When your name comes to the top of the
list, you will receive 16,877 men .... one of them is bound to be a hell
of a lot better than the one you already have.

Do not break this chain.  One woman broke the chain and got her own
son-of-a-bitch back.  At this writing, a friend of mine had already
received 184 men.  They buried her yesterday, but it took three
undertakers 86 hours to get the smile off her face, and two days to get
her legs together so they could close the coffin.

Hurry up and send this letter along, so my name can move up fast!"