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| You finally made it! Whew, what a journey, eh? What's that? You want to know where you are? I thought you knew... this is the End of the Web. The Very Last Page. Yep, that's right, the very last one. Nothing past this point. Nada. Zip. Zilch. Seems oddly appropriate that it be written on a crumpled up old grocery sack doesn't it?
Everybody told you that the Web was a great big endless loop of inter-connected web pages? That they were all linked to each other, and you could go from site to site forever? Guess what? They lied. Every web site in the world ends up here, at the End of the Web. Having come this far you can now hang up your surfin' shoes and go back to being a couch tater. You don't believe me? Just try to get to somewhere from here. Go ahead, try. Can't do it. There's nothing left to click on and you can't get there from here. The only option you have is to retrace the steps that got you here. Hit that 'Back' button. Nowhere to go but where you've been. So sad. You've only been online for 5 months and you've already hit all 900 million web sites in existence. It's all over but the cryin', so just let them big ol' crocodile tears roll! The next sound you hear will be the Fat Lady singin'! To prove to your disbelieving friends and family that you actually found The End of the Web, bookmark this page now unless you REALLY want to go through all 900 million web sites to get here again. Wouldn't that be a waste of time? yet another BimjoriginalTM creation copyright © 1997-2001 Jim Parsons, all rights reserved. |
URL: http://bimjo.com/bimjoriginal/the-end.html
Created August 23, 1997
Last updated Thursday, 19-Sep-2002 14:21:28 EDT
| What in Hell did you scroll down here for? I TOLD you this was the End of the Web! There's nothing to click on. Go talk to your family fer crissakes! |